Pati-Patni ki tu-tu mai-mai.
Aaj kuch toofani ho jaye!
Baba mai bada ho jaunga to Pakistani pigs ka shikar karunga
Jo wife ko shant karne wala yantra bana sake vahi Engineer hai baki sab GHANTA
Ladkiya upar se soft aur dil kathor hoti hai, ladake upar se kadak aur dil se soft hote hai